Alternative Lyrics Contest

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All Alternative Lyrics sorted by ESC year

Year
Flag
Country
Title
Writer
ALC Year
Result
1956
swi
Switzerland
Migraine
Frank
2007
Final
9/30
1957
bel
Belgium
Unhappy Me
Amutrejk
2009
Semi 4
10/17
1957
uk
UK
Hotel Room Kleptomaniac
Martin F
2009
Final
25/30
1958
ita
Italy
Polar bear
carly & rich
2008
Final
26/30
1959
den
Denmark
Eating Squirrels In The Fog
Roger
2007
Final
2/30
1959
net
Netherlands
Ya Betcha
Frank
2009
Final
13/30
1960
lux
Luxembourg
I Have Just One Lolly
Lior
2007
Semi 3
11/20
1960
uk
UK
High, High, High
Jonas
2007
Final
23/30
1962
ger
Germany
The Love Potion
Jonas
2008
Final
17/30
1964
ger
Germany
I Slipped And I Fell On The Dance Floor
Thomas
2009
Semi 3
8/18
1966
bel
Belgium
Please Leave Marcel
[PL]
2009
Final
30/30
1966
nor
Norway
Alternative Lyrics Contest
Roger
2008
Final
29/30
1967
lux
Luxembourg
Booze Song
Asterios
2007
Semi 3
6/20
1967
uk
UK
You're Such A Bad Friend
Pete D
2008
Final
6/30
1968
swe
Sweden
Claes-Göran Makes A Sartorial Blunder
Martin F
2008
Final
8/30
1970
ire
Ireland
AKOE (McDonalds Feed You)
Jeremy
2007
Final
10/30
1970
ire
Ireland
Small guys are feath'ry things
Oliver
2008
Semi 1
17/20
1970
uk
UK
It's Just Not Fair
boog
2009
Final
28/30
1971
mon
Monaco
Panties and a Bra
Thomas
2007
Semi 1
10/20
1971
uk
UK
The Washing Machine
Jonas
2009
Final
2/30
1972
aut
Austria
Fart In The Wind
[PL]
2007
Semi 1
17/20
1972
ger
Germany
He's The Host
Jeremy
2006
Final
23/28
1973
spa
Spain
Hairy Stew
Roger
2009
Semi 2
9/18
1974
ita
Italy
Sea
Frank
2008
Final
25/30
1974
swe
Sweden
Rhyme For You
Frank
2007
Final
5/30
1974
yug
Yugoslavia
Generacija 1642
Aviad
2006
Final
20/28
1975
ger
Germany
My Body Hits You Like A Rock
Thomas
2005
Semi 2
11/22
1975
uk
UK
Songs Like This
Oliver
2006
Semi 2
17/28
1976
fra
France
Min Första Schlager
Nick D
2008
Final
28/30
1976
uk
UK
Chicken Police
Yair
2009
Final
3/30
1977
fin
Finland
Mwah-mwah-mwah Land
Thomas
2009
Semi 2
13/18
1977
fra
France
La Vache et l'Enfant
Yair
2004
-
2/21
1977
ger
Germany
Food
Josef
2006
Semi 3
20/27
1977
ger
Germany
Strip-o-gram Strip-o-gram
Pete D
2005
Semi 2
14/22
1977
ger
Germany
Televote
Frank
2008
Semi 4
11/21
1977
uk
UK
Shock Horror
Javi
2007
Semi 3
15/20
1978
gre
Greece
History's Wackiest Villains
Nick D
2009
Semi 3
11/18
1978
tur
Turkey
Simply Gin
Oliver
2008
Semi
16/21
1979
ger
Germany
Messageboard
Frank
2005
Final
8/25
1979
isr
Israel
Paranoia
Yair
2006
Final
7/28
1979
net
Netherlands
Richard_CT Speaks (with footnotes)
Richard_CT
2008
Losing (EC) Reprise
1979
net
Netherlands
The Shining
Richard_CT
2008
Final
30/30
1979
por
Portugal
Thank you for the ALC
Jonas
2008
Winning Reprise
1979
spa
Spain
Bring Back The Birch
Thomas
2009
Final
19/30
1980
ger
Germany
(sorry.)
Martin F
2009
Winning Reprise
1980
ire
Ireland
What's Another Beer?
Richard_CT
2005
Semi 1
14/22
1980
lux
Luxembourg
I'm a Rhubarb Pie
Jonas
2004
-
8/21
1980
nor
Norway
My Blue Sofa
Amutrejk
2008
Semi 2
8/21
1980
tur
Turkey
Peak Oil
Timoteus
2008
Semi 4
10/21
1981
ger
Germany
Johnny Knew
Asterios
2007
Semi 4
9/20
1981
lux
Luxembourg
Maybe I'm Not From Eastern Europe
Nick D
2008
Semi 2
13/21
1982
aut
Austria
Fritzl
Arvid
2009
Final
17/30
1982
ger
Germany (Eng v)
A Little Piece
Jeremy
2006
Semi 2
14/28
1982
ger
Germany (Eng v)
A Song On Speed
Frank
2006
Final
17/28
1982
ger
Germany (Eng v)
My Grand Prix
Thomas
2006
Final
5/28
1982
net
Netherlands
Yay, a nick
Oliver
2008
Semi 2
10/21
1982
por
Portugal
Buzz Off
Yair
2007
Final
3/30
1982
swe
Sweden
Time After Time
Spencer
2004
-
12/21
1983
bel
Belgium
Je T'Adore
Laura Malice
2006
Semi 2
7/28
1983
fin
Finland
Fancy New Bra
Thomas
2008
Final
3/30
1983
isr
Israel
High
Dan, Dan ALC Man
2006
Semi 3
8/27
1983
lux
Luxembourg
La vache qui rit, c'est moi
Fulingen
2006
Final
8/28
1983
swe
Sweden
Strangled
Elin
2006
Semi 3
21/27
1984
ger
Germany
I Want Beans
Rachel
2006
Semi 1
19/27
1984
ire
Ireland
Genitals 3
Asterios
2009
Semi 3
13/18
1984
net
Netherlands
I Have a Bow
Darrell
2004
-
13/21
1984
spa
Spain
Robin and her Marion
Fulingen
2008
Semi 3
14/21
1985
ger
Germany
Blowin' Him
Timoteus
2008
Semi 1
8/20
1986
bel
Belgium
Je dois faire pipi
Dimi
2009
Semi 3
7/18
1986
bel
Belgium
Gimme Chablis
Frank
2008
Semi 1
11/20
1986
ice
Iceland
Bank Of Despair
arcticandy
2009
Semi 2
18/18
1987
ger
Germany
Harassment
Asterios
2008
Final
22/30
1987
swe
Sweden
24 ways to kill Carola
Jonas
2008
Final
1/30
1988
aut
Austria
Leezza, Condoleezza
Yair
2007
Final
16/30
1988
ice
Iceland
Psycho Killer Summercamp
Jonas
2009
Final
27/30
1988
ice
Iceland
Sister Agnes
Jeremy
2008
Final
11/30
1988
isr
Israel
Bears Are Fun
Jeremy
2008
Final
16/30
1988
isr
Israel
Benadryl
Yair
2008
Final
2/30
1988
swi
Switzerland
I Come From Canada
Richard_CT
2005
Semi 2
15/22
1988
swi
Switzerland
Pas Sans Moi
Nick D
2005
Semi 2
13/22
1989
tur
Turkey
Melodrama
phutty
2009
Final
8/30
1990
aut
Austria
Keine Mauern Mehr
Laura Malice
2007
Semi 4
16/20
1990
den
Denmark
Harrow, Harrow
Nick D
2006
Final
16/28
1990
ire
Ireland
Dear Eurovision Song Contest
Esker
2009
Semi 1
10/17
1990
ire
Ireland
Mornington Crescent
Nick D
2007
Semi 2
15/20
1990
net
Netherlands
Keeping You Young
Yair
2009
Final
7/30
1990
spa
Spain
Fiasco
Jeremy
2009
Final
5/30
1990
uk
UK
Give Literal Love Back To The World
Nick D
2009
Semi 2
6/18
1991
fra
France
The Worst One Won
AdolfoPT
2005
Final
23/25
1991
uk
UK
A Message From A Tart
Alan
2008
Semi 3
10/21
1992
fin
Finland
Yummy Yam
[PL]
2008
Semi 1
14/20
1992
ire
Ireland
Why Me?
BKR
2009
Semi 2
16/18
1992
nor
Norway
Mrs Thatcher
Pete D
2007
Final
20/30
1993
uk
UK
Better A Scar On My Groom
Jonas
2009
Semi 3
10/18
1993
uk
UK
Better The Singer You Know
AdolfoPT
2005
Semi 1
22/22
1993
uk
UK
Mother-in-law
Boris (SpliT)
2008
Semi 4
20/21
1994
fin
Finland
Bye Bye Baby, Literally
Pete D
2009
Final
4/30
1994
fin
Finland
Dealing With A Stalker
arcticandy
2009
Semi 1
13/17
1994
fra
France
Soulless
Niall
2006
Semi 2
20/28
1994
mal
Malta
Susan Boyle
Spencer
2009
Semi 3
14/18
1995
cro
Croatia
Diaspora
phutty
2009
Semi 4
8/17
1995
gre
Greece
What Kind Of Ban
Yair
2005
Final
10/25
1995
isr
Israel
Aah... Men!
phutty
2009
Final
15/30
1995
nor
Norway
Roubles!
Julie
2008
Semi 4
13/21
1995
nor
Norway
To My Father
Fulingen
2007
Final
17/30
1995
nor
Norway
Ugly Girl
Amutrejk
2006
Semi 1
14/27
1995
tur
Turkey
You
Elin
2004
-
20/21
1995
uk
UK
Math City Groove
arcticandy
2009
Semi 4
12/17
1996
bel
Belgium
Life begins at forty
BKR
2008
Semi 2
15/21
1996
cro
Croatia
Sweaty Pan Gravy
[PL]
2007
Final
30/30
1996
fra
France
The Tasty Moussaka
[PL]
2006
Final
2/28
1996
ire
Ireland
The Choice
Rachel
2006
Semi 2
11/28
1996
slk
Slovakia
Hate Marcel
[PL]
2009
Losing (EC) Reprise
1997
ice
Iceland (Eng v)
My Final Words
Timoteus
2007
Semi 1
14/20
1997
ire
Ireland
MB Meet Ups
Alexander-NL
2009
Semi 2
8/18
1997
net
Netherlands
Nemo's Hazel Duck
Aviad
2007
Semi 4
12/20
1997
slo
Slovenia
juliej
Harrow
2005
Final
15/25
1997
slo
Slovenia
No Footnotes
Richard_CT
2008
Final
14/30
1997
uk
UK
ALC User Manual Song
Asterios
2009
Semi 2
11/18
1997
uk
UK
Guv! Gin n' Sprite
Jeremy
2008
Semi 2
6/21
1998
cro
Croatia (live v)
The Stripping Nun
Frank
2009
Final
11/30
1998
fin
Finland
Huomenta
Amutrejk
2007
Semi 3
13/20
1998
mal
Malta
(Me) The One That They Love
BKR
2007
Semi 4
19/20
1998
mal
Malta
She Wants To Be Thin
[PL]
2005
Semi 2
19/22
1999
cyp
Cyprus
Who Said I'd Win?
Roger
2006
Semi 1
20/22
1999
net
Netherlands
One Point
javi
2006
Semi 3
17/27
1999
pol
Poland
At The Zoo
Oliver
2007
Semi 3
9/20
1999
swe
Sweden
2007
Jeremy
2007
Final
24/30
1999
swe
Sweden
What A Bunch Of Losers
BKR
2007
Semi 1
15/20
2000
est
Estonia
Estonian Cowgirl
Alexander-NL
2005
Final
25/25
2000
fin
Finland
Handful of Points
Spencer
2005
Final
24/25
2000
isr
Israel
Chow Mein
Rich
2006
Semi 3
15/27
2000
isr
Israel
My Darling
Yair
2006
Semi 2
28/28
2000
net
Netherlands
Don't Laugh At Me!!!
Bobbo
2004
-
17/21
2000
net
Netherlands
Promotour
Alexander-NL
2006
Semi 2
8/28
2000
rus
Russia
Pointless
Alexander-NL
2005
Losing (EC) Reprise
2000
rus
Russia
Water Polo
Asterios
2006
Semi 3
11/27
2000
swe
Sweden
When blow jobs are done the right way
Javi
2005
Semi 2
9/22
2000
uk
UK
You Say I Pong Again
Rachel
2006
Semi 3
23/27
2001
est
Estonia
Let's Kill The Straights
Oliver
2009
Semi 1
17/17
2001
ger
Germany
Serifovic
Martin F
2007
Semi 4
11/20
2001
gre
Greece
Die To Win
Nigel
2004
-
6/21
2001
mal
Malta
One more Latino song
Roger
2005
Semi 1
13/22
2001
pol
Poland
2″ long
Timoteus
2006
Final
28/28
2001
por
Portugal
12 Points from France
Spencer
2004
-
16/21
2001
slo
Slovenia
Kenny G
carly & rich
2008
Final
18/30
2001
slo
Slovenia
Pregnancy
wahoowa
2007
Semi 1
5/20
2001
swe
Sweden
Welcome To IKEA
Alexander-NL
2007
Final
22/30
2001
uk
UK
No Gay Impossible
Javi
2006
Semi 1
13/27
2002
cro
Croatia
Everything I Want
Yair
2004
-
7/21
2002
cro
Croatia
Takin' clothes off one by one
Timoteus
2005
Semi 1
12/22
2002
fin
Finland
Addicted To Glue
Marianne
2006
Semi 2
18/28
2002
fin
Finland
Yellow To You?
Martin-DK
2007
Final
19/30
2002
ger
Germany
We Can't Live Without Neighbours
[PL]
2006
Semi 2
12/28
2002
isr
Israel
Danny Kendall
Oliver
2009
Semi 3
16/18
2002
lat
Latvia
I Wanna Win
Alexander-NL
2004
-
19/21
2002
lit
Lithuania
Disco Shoes
carly & rich
2009
Final
18/30
2002
lit
Lithuania
Hippo You
Martin-DK
2009
Final
16/30
2002
mal
Malta
Murdersong
BKR
2007
Semi 2
16/20
2002
rus
Russia
Robogirl
carly & rich
2009
Final
9/30
2002
spa
Spain
I'm So Jealous of David Bisbal
Dan, Dan ALC Man
2004
-
9/21
2003
bel
Belgium
She's A He
carly & rich
2009
Final
6/30
2003
bel
Belgium
Slice Of Bread
Fulingen
2005
Final
3/25
2003
cro
Croatia
[PL]'s Losing Reprise
[PL]
2007
Losing (EC) Reprise
2003
cyp
Cyprus
Look like undead
Timoteus
2005
Semi 2
10/22
2003
ger
Germany
Six Dwarfs Assembly
Yair
2005
Final
2/25
2003
ice
Iceland
Open Your Mouth
Stefan
2004
-
15/21
2003
ire
Ireland
We've Got No Lubricant
Jonas
2006
Final
26/28
2003
mal
Malta
To Scream in Vain
Jonas
2004
-
5/21
2003
nor
Norway
I'm Not Afraid Of My Nose
Alexander-NL
2006
Semi 1
18/27
2003
rus
Russia
Total Plagiat
Nick D
2006
Final
21/28
2003
swe
Sweden
Barbie And Ken
Jonas
2006
Semi 1
10/27
2003
tur
Turkey
I Had Sex In A Van
Asterios
2006
Semi 1
11/27
2004
alb
Albania
Albania Douze!
Nigel
2004
-
4/21
2004
alb
Albania
My Nightmare Is You
Elin
2004
-
10/21
2004
alb
Albania
The Image of Blue
Jeremy
2004
-
11/21
2004
aut
Austria
Gruppe für dich
Josef
2006
Semi 1
26/27
2004
alb
Belarus
Yay For Free Language
Pete D
2006
Final
19/28
2004
bel
Belgium
1 Lift
Alexander-NL
2008
Semi 3
11/21
2004
bel
Belgium
1 Point
Frank
2004
-
3/21
2004
bel
Belgium
Long-life
Oliver
2007
Semi 2
18/20
2004
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
At the Tesco
Frank
2004
-
1/21
2004
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
At The Tesco in Kiev
Frank
2005
Opening Ceremony
2004
cyp
Cyprus
Worst Every Minute
AdolfoPT
2004
-
14/21
2004
den
Denmark
Shame On You!
Elin
2004
-
21/21
2004
fin
Finland
Takes Just Me To Limbo
Marianne
2005
Semi 2
22/22
2004
gre
Greece
Bake It
Jahner
2008
Semi 4
21/21
2004
gre
Greece
Fake It
Stefan
2004
-
18/21
2004
mal
Malta
On Again... Off Again
Elin
2006
Semi 1
16/27
2004
nor
Norway
Steve
Sild
2007
Semi 4
18/20
2004
rom
Romania
I farted
Bebe
2008
Semi 3
18/21
2004
ser
Serbia
My Song;)
Aviad
2005
Final
17/25
2004
swe
Sweden (Swe. v)
Go Away
Roger
2008
Semi 3
19/21
2004
swe
Sweden
Hertz
Jeremy
2006
Final
3/28
2005
and
Andorra
El Cavall Exterior
Aviad
2005
Final
11/25
2005
and
Andorra
The Werewolf Story
Jonas
2007
Opening Ceremony
2005
aut
Austria
So Good
David in Hull
2005
Semi
21/22
2005
aut
Austria
Withdraw
Roger
2005
Final
18/25
2005
aut
Austria
Y Así (coma la chica)
Jonas
2005
Semi 1
10/22
2005
aut
Austria
Y'see
boog
2007
Semi 1
13/20
2005
alb
Belarus
Rent Me Tonight
Aviad
2005
Final
12/25
2005
alb
Belarus
This Song Is Shite
Nigel
2005
Final
16/25
2005
den
Denmark
Throwing the Fish
[PL]
2005
Semi 1
11/22
2005
est
Estonia
Let's Get Fat
Pascalis
2006
Semi 3
25/27
2005
fin
Finland
How?
Timoteus
2005
Final
13/25
2005
fin
Finland
Pie
carly & rich
2005
Final
6/25
2005
gre
Greece
Elena Anthem
Geert
2006
Semi 1
24/27
2005
gre
Greece
Greece Is The One
Thomas
2005
Semi 2
18/22
2005
gre
Greece
Lives in Taiwan
Yair
2005
Winning Reprise
2005
gre
Greece
Number 2
BazUK
2005
Semi 2
21/22
2005
gre
Greece
The Real Number One
Elin
2005
Final
22/25
2005
gre
Greece
Your Number One
Fulingen
2005
Semi 1
15/22
2005
hun
Hungary
Ruslana
Jonas
2005
Final
7/25
2005
ice
Iceland
If I Had Fashion Sense
Alex
2005
Semi 1
19/22
2005
ice
Iceland
If I Had Your Legs
Thomas
2005
Semi 1
17/22
2005
ice
Iceland
If You'd Placed That Bet
Javi
2007
Semi 4
13/20
2005
ire
Ireland
Crap
Arik
2005
Semi 2
12/22
2005
ire
Ireland
Fart
Marianne
2005
Semi 3
20/20
2005
ire
Ireland
Smoke?
Jonas
2005
Final
5/25
2005
mac
Macedonia
Just Get Laid
Oliver
2009
Semi 2
14/18
2005
mal
Malta
Bagel
carly & rich
2005
Final
20/25
2005
mal
Malta
Chocolate
Nigel
2005
Final
19/25
2005
mal
Malta
Dinner
David in Hull
2005
Semi 2
17/22
2005
mal
Malta
Fat Bird
ChrisMCR
2005
Semi 2
16/22
2005
mal
Malta
Siegel
Marianne
2006
Semi 3
19/27
2005
mal
Malta
Whale Girl
Jeremy
2005
Semi 1
9/22
2005
net
Netherlands
My Unbearable Scream
Frank
2005
Final
9/25
2005
nor
Norway
In My Dreams
Jeremy
2005
Final
21/25
2005
nor
Norway
In My Dungeon
Alex
2005
Semi 2
20/22
2005
nor
Norway
Love in the library
carly & rich
2008
Semi 4
8/21
2005
nor
Norway
Your CD
Frank
2005
Final
14/25
2005
rom
Romania
Let Me Bite
Bebe
2008
Semi 2
21/21
2005
rom
Romania
Let Me Dry
Oliver
2006
Semi 3
10/27
2005
slo
Slovenia
Ugly Smells
Asterios
2007
Semi 2
7/20
2005
swe
Sweden
At the bay side
BKR
2008
Semi 3
21/21
2005
swe
Sweden
Chernobyl
Yair
2005
Final
1/25
2005
swe
Sweden
In The Semi
Joanna
2005
Semi 1
15/22
2005
swe
Sweden
New Jersey
Yair
2006
Opening Ceremony
2005
swe
Sweden
Tony Wegas
Luke F
2005
Semi 1
18/22
2005
swi
Switzerland
McCauls
Timoteus
2006
Final
11/28
2005
tur
Turkey
Really Really Gay
ChrisMCR
2006
Final
12/28
2005
uk
UK
Off The Cliff-Top
Pete D
2007
Final
11/30
2005
uk
UK
Such Attire
Rich
2005
Final
4/25
2006
alb
Albania
Di Di Da (Ode to Ledina Celo)
Roger
2006
Semi 2
15/28
2006
and
Andorra
Rafael
Aviad
2006
Final
24/28
2006
and
Andorra
Save The Pigs
Jonas
2006
Final
1/28
2006
and
Andorra
Sense A Two
Elin
2006
Semi 2
23/28
2006
arm
Armenia
My Monobrow
Angelos
2006
Semi 2
19/28
2006
alb
Belarus
Bla Bla
Alexander-NL
2006
Semi 3
12/27
2006
alb
Belarus
Llama
carly
2006
Final
4/28
2006
bel
Belgium
I'm A Whore
Asterios
2006
Semi 2
25/28
2006
bel
Belgium
Need A Job
Alexander-NL
2007
Semi 4
14/20
2006
bel
Belgium
Pasema
Nick D
2006
Semi 1
15/27
2006
bul
Bulgaria
Please I Need Help
madeinmalta
2006
Semi 2
27/28
2006
cro
Croatia
I'm No Stickler
Josef
2006
Final
13/28
2006
cro
Croatia
Moja Stalker
Martin-DK
2007
Final
18/30
2006
cro
Croatia
Mucky Puppy
ChrisMCR
2006
Final
9/28
2006
cyp
Cyprus
Why Do The Cypriots Cry?
Luke Fisher
2006
Semi 3
22/27
2006
den
Denmark
Brokeback Twist
Pete D
2006
Semi 2
10/28
2006
fin
Finland
Hard Cock From Viagra
ChrisMCR
2006
Semi 1
8/27
2006
fin
Finland
Je T'a Dollelujah
kURt B
2006
Semi 2
23/28
2006
ger
Germany
A Little Botox
Marianne
2006
Semi 1
20/27
2006
ger
Germany
No, no, never
BKR
2008
Semi 1
15/20
2006
gre
Greece
Everything (The Culinary Remix)
Richard_CT
2006
Final
18/28
2006
gre
Greece
Grannie On Speed
Geert
2006
Semi 2
22/28
2006
ice
Iceland
ALC Nation
Frank
2006
Final
6/28
2006
ire
Ireland
Every Song Is A Tale Of Woe
David in Hull
2006
Semi 1
14/27
2006
ire
Ireland
Every Song Is An Irish Dirge
ade
2006
Semi 3
6/27
2006
lat
Latvia
We Give You Farts
Fulingen
2006
Semi 3
24/27
2006
lit
Lithuania
I Am The Winner
Jonas
2006
Winning Reprise
2006
mac
Macedonia
The Cowgirl Prize
Timoteus
2006
Losing (EC) Reprise
2006
mal
Malta
I Sue
Thomas
2006
Semi 2
9/28
2006
mal
Malta
Kathmandu
Anders
2006
Semi 3
16/27
2006
mon
Monaco
La Sophie Carle
Roger
2006
Final
14/28
2006
mon
Monaco
Tesco Dance
Frank & Yair
2006
Interval Act 3
2006
nor
Norway
Forgotten
carly
2006
Final
27/28
2006
nor
Norway
Pissadansen
Timoteus
2006
Semi 1
7/27
2006
rom
Romania
Eyeshadow
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2006
Semi 2
26/28
2006
rom
Romania
Mr. A
Harri
2006
Semi 1
27/27
2006
rom
Romania
Toblerone
Aviad
2006
Semi 3
14/27
2006
rom
Romania
Torero
Thomas
2006
Semi 1
12/27
2006
rus
Russia
Mmm... Brain! (The Zombie Song)
Rich
2006
Semi 1
9/27
2006
slo
Slovenia
Mr Dwarfbody
Nigel
2006
Final
25/28
2006
slo
Slovenia
Mr. ESC
Richard_CT
2006
Semi 2
13/28
2006
slo
Slovenia
Not A Mr Nobody
Alex
2006
Semi 3
27/27
2006
slo
Slovenia
The Ballad of Fred West
Spencer
2007
Semi 3
17/20
2006
spa
Spain
Umladi Meni Porvavol
Oliver
2006
Semi 1
21/27
2006
swe
Sweden
Infallible
Frank
2006
Semi 2
16/28
2006
swe
Sweden
Inflatable
Luke
2006
Final
10/28
2006
swe
Sweden
My Wind Machine
Boris (SpliT)
2006
Semi 3
18/27
2006
swe
Sweden
The Factory
Harri
2006
Semi 2
21/28
2006
swi
Switzerland
If We All Pay For Ticket
Kenny
2006
Semi 1
22/27
2006
swi
Switzerland
If You All Gave A Little
Nelly
2006
Semi 3
26/27
2006
tur
Turkey
Super Troll
Roger
2006
Semi 3
9/27
2006
tur
Turkey
Superstar?
BKR
2006
Semi 1
23/27
2006
uk
UK
Gay-teen Life
David in Hull
2006
Final
15/28
2006
uk
UK
Good Result (Big 4 Languages Megamix)
Luke Fisher
2006
Semi 1
25/27
2006
ukr
Ukraine
I'm Into Porn
Geert
2006
Semi 3
13/27
2006
ukr
Ukraine
Look At My Bum
Rich
2006
Final
22/28
2007
alb
Albania
Here: My Pee
FelixK
2007
Semi 2
6/20
2007
alb
Albania
Pay My Fee (The Wogan Song)
Spencer
2007
Semi 1
12/20
2007
alb
Albania
Vibrato(r)
Timoteus
2009
Semi 1
16/17
2007
arm
Armenia
Don't You Like My Rhyme
Bobbo
2007
Semi 3
19/20
2007
alb
Belarus
Change Your Artist
Aviad
2007
Semi 1
7/20
2007
alb
Belarus
Shaken Not Stirred
Nannarja
2007
Semi 4
15/20
2007
alb
Belarus
Work Your Magic Eye
ChrisMCR
2007
Semi 2
13/20
2007
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Nameless Song
Kenny
2007
Semi 3
17/20
2007
bul
Bulgaria
Televoda
Nick D
2007
Final
7/30
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Compose and Sigh (Life of a Journalist)
Kenny
2007
Semi 2
20/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Je ne parle pas francais
ChrisMCR
2007
Semi 4
6/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Milk The Cow
Roger
2007
Semi 3
7/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Pas de succes
Nannarja
2007
Semi 2
9/20
2007
cyp
Cyprus
Without Your Love
Niall
2007
Semi 1
19/20
2007
den
Denmark
Beauty Queen
David in Hull
2007
Semi 4
17/20
2007
est
Estonia
A Cockroach Is Never Alone
Jonas
2007
Final
6/30
2007
est
Estonia
Strangers on Flight
BKR
2009
Semi 4
16/17
2007
fin
Finland
ET Phone Home
Marianne
2007
Semi 2
17/20
2007
fin
Finland
Give Me Some Meat
Egle
2009
Semi 1
11/17
2007
fin
Finland
Send In The Clown
Nannarja
2007
Semi 1
8/20
2007
fin
Finland
Time To Leave Home
carly & rich
2007
Final
12/30
2007
fra
France
With your voix de false sång
Elin
2007
Semi 3
8/20
2007
ger
Germany
Queen Of My Own World
Thomas
2007
Final
13/30
2007
gre
Greece
Memo From Australia
Richard_CT
2007
Final
15/30
2007
gre
Greece
Undead Marija
Richard_CT
2007
Semi 4
10/20
2007
hun
Hungary
Presidential Blues
Esker
2008
Semi 1
12/20
2007
ire
Ireland
In Praise of EU Expansion
Pete D
2007
Final
28/30
2007
ire
Ireland
Ode To Alexander
Jeremy
2007
Semi 4
7/20
2007
ire
Ireland
They Can't Stop Incest
David in Hull
2007
Semi 2
9/20
2007
ire
Ireland
They Can't Stop My Scream
Buzz
2007
Final
21/30
2007
isr
Israel
Save The Planet
TenT
2007
Semi 3
14/20
2007
lat
Latvia
I Love Spanking Men
Fulingen
2008
Semi 2
7/21
2007
lat
Latvia
Pizza Grande
Boog
2007
Semi 2
8/20
2007
lit
Lithuania
Substantial Act
Timoteus
2007
Semi 3
12/20
2007
mal
Malta
Bunions
Luke
2007
Final
26/30
2007
mol
Moldova
Scabies
Yair
2007
Semi 4
8/20
2007
net
Netherlands
Eurovision No More
Bobbo
2007
Semi 2
11/20
2007
nor
Norway
We're kicking out the Swedes now!
Arvid.no
2008
Semi 1
5/20
2007
pol
Poland
Get Your Dick Out
Alexander-NL
2007
Semi 3
16/20
2007
por
Portugal (Port. v)
Mikko
Oliver
2007
Semi 1
11/20
2007
rom
Romania
Arrrr.... Pirates!
carly & rich
2007
Semi 1
9/20
2007
rom
Romania
Crikey, Crikey, I Love You
Jonas
2007
Final
8/30
2007
rom
Romania
Game of Endurance
Timoteus
2007
Semi 2
14/20
2007
rus
Russia
President #45
Roger
2008
Final
20/30
2007
ser
Serbia
Harrow's Party
ChrisMCR
2007
Final
29/30
2007
ser
Serbia
Lagrits - Ah!
phutty
2008
Semi 4
13/21
2007
ser
Serbia
Music Rules
Bobbo
2007
Semi 4
19/20
2007
ser
Serbia
Oli-via (Lewis)
ME
2007
Semi 1
20/20
2007
slo
Slovenia
Bifido
Thomas
2007
Final
25/30
2007
slo
Slovenia
Invincible
Kenny
2007
Semi 1
16/20
2007
slo
Slovenia
My granny's dead
carly & rich
2007
Winning Reprise
2007
swe
Sweden
The Curry And Wine
Roger
2007
Final
14/30
2007
swe
Sweden
The Gardening Kind
Frank
2007
Final
4/30
2007
swe
Sweden
The Marrying Kind
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2008
Semi 3
8/21
2007
swe
Sweden
The Pilfering Kind
wahoowa
2007
Semi 2
12/20
2007
swi
Switzerland
Grandmother Is Alive
carly & rich
2007
Final
1/30
2007
swi
Switzerland
Vampires On A Plane
Nick D
2007
Final
27/30
2007
uk
UK
Throwing The Fish (Part Two)
Nick D
2008
Final
10/30
2007
ukr
Ukraine
Come Back (I Mean It)
LoboinMadrid
2007
Semi 3
10/20
2007
ukr
Ukraine
Dansa - Samba Sumbray
Aviad & Angelos
2007
Semi 2
19/20
2007
ukr
Ukraine
Schlager
Marianne
2007
Semi 1
18/20
2008
and
Andorra
CASH4OVA
phutty
2008
Final
23/30
2008
and
Andorra
Just Get to Dover
Julie Andrews
2008
Semi 3
9/21
2008
and
Andorra
Kournikova
David in Hull
2008
Semi 1
18/20
2008
arm
Armenia
Shout It!
Alexander-NL
2008
Semi 4
19/21
2008
arm
Armenia
Željko Joksimović
Julie
2008
Semi 2
10/21
2008
mol
Azerbaijan
Gay After Gay (A Tribute to Elnur & Samir)
Jahner
2008
Semi 2
16/21
2008
mol
Azerbaijan
State After State
Pete D
2008
Final
20/30
2008
bos
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Pick a sachet
[PL]
2008
Final
13/30
2008
bul
Bulgaria
I Will Delay
Daiva
2008
Semi 3
17/21
2008
bul
Bulgaria
Neccessary Operations
Marianne
2008
Semi 1
16/20
2008
cro
Croatia
Woodstock 1863
Pete D
2008
Final
4/30
2008
cyp
Cyprus
Beware The Phantom Pants Brigade
Martin F
2009
Final
1/30
2008
den
Denmark
All Night Long
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2008
Semi 2
17/21
2008
est
Estonia
Gå och dö!
Julie Andrews
2008
Semi 1
19/20
2008
fra
France
Open Letter to Tom Cruise
Timoteus
2009
Final
29/30
2008
ger
Germany
Disappear
AdolfoPT
2008
Semi 2
19/21
2008
gre
Greece
A Kentucky Fried Song
Spencer
2008
Semi 2
20/21
2008
gre
Greece
In-Car Navigation
Esker
2008
Semi 4
9/21
2008
gre
Greece
My Troubled Punctuation
Alexander-NL
2008
Final
24/30
2008
gre
Greece
Pelvic Inflammation
wahoowa
2008
Final
19/30
2008
hun
Hungary
Chip Shop Light
Dan, Dan, ALC Man
2008
Semi 4
18/21
2008
ice
Iceland
Don't Tell My Wife
Spencer
2008
Semi 1
9/20
2008
ice
Iceland
Where Is My Wife?
Martin-DK
2008
Semi 3
7/21
2008
ice
Iceland (Ice v)
Fuck On A Leaf
Harrow
2009
Interval Act
2008
ire
Ireland
Spam Filters, Au Revoir!
Timoteus
2008
Final
12/30
2008
isr
Israel
Goat's Ballet Dance
Thomas
2008
Final
7/30
2008
mal
Malta
Workout
Yair
2008
Semi 4
6/21
2008
net
Netherlands
Abdul's Story (Being gay in the KSA)
Bobbo
2008
Semi 1
20/20
2008
net
Netherlands
Your Face Belongs To Me
Jonas
2008
Semi 4
7/21
2008
nor
Norway
Roll On, Don't Pong
Julie
2008
Semi 3
6/21
2008
nor
Norway
Stay Green
Sild
2008
Semi 2
9/21
2008
pol
Poland
Bright White
phutty
2008
Semi 3
13/21
2008
pol
Poland
Fortnight
David in Hull
2008
Semi 2
18/21
2008
pol
Poland
Full Smile
Alan
2008
Semi 1
7/20
2008
pol
Poland
Oh, gee!
Arvid.no
2008
Semi 4
15/21
2008
rom
Romania
I think of Sonja Lumme
Yair
2008
Final
5/30
2008
rus
Russia
I'm Bleeding
Martin-DK
2008
Semi 1
10/20
2008
rus
Russia
Narcissism
Dimi
2009
Semi 2
15/18
2008
ser
Serbia
Call Your Name
Niall
2008
Semi 3
12/21
2008
slo
Slovenia
Achtung, Schlampe
Thomas
2008
Final
27/30
2008
slo
Slovenia
Props and Gadgets
Arvid.no
2008
Final
9/30
2008
slo
Slovenia
Svante Speaks (To the EBU Reference Group)
Richard_CT
2008
Final
14/30
2008
swe
Sweden
Euro
Kenny
2008
Semi 2
14/21
2008
swe
Sweden
Has Been
AdolfoPT
2008
Semi 3
20/21
2008
swe
Sweden
Worst Date Ever!
wahoowa
2008
Semi 4
10/21
2008
swe
Sweden
Zero (The Terry Wogan Song)
Jamie
2008
Semi 1
13/20
2008
swi
Switzerland
Terry
Jamie
2008
Semi 3
16/21
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Never Ever Trust Your Best Friend To...
Esker
2009
Semi 4
7/17
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Ring-er Stinger
Spencer
2008
Semi 3
15/21
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Summer Santa
Martin-DK
2008
Semi 4
17/21
2008
ukr
Ukraine
Sweaty Betty
wahoowa
2008
Semi 2
12/21
2009
alb
Albania
Dollop Me With Cream
wahoowa
2009
Semi 1
9/17
2009
alb
Albania
Do Me Like I Was Amphibian
Martin-DK
2009
Final
24/30
2009
alb
Albania
Midgets Are Go!
Catherine of Aragon
2009
Semi 3
9/18
2009
alb
Albania
Midgets, Midgets, Midgets
Alexander-NL
2009
Semi 4
14/17
2009
mol
Azerbaijan
Have A Lot Of Kids
Giannis
2009
Semi 3
18/18
2009
mol
Azerbaijan
My Shining Star
wahoowa
2009
Semi 2
10/18
2009
cyp
Cyprus
Poofly
Orestis
2009
Semi 2
11/18
2009
est
Czech Republic
I Will Sure Survive
BKR
2009
Semi 1
15/17
2009
est
Estonia
Faghag
Jeremy
2009
Final
10/30
2009
fra
France
It's Such A Tragic Day
Yair
2009
Final
14/30
2009
fra
France
Just Pull Up A Chair
Frank
2009
Semi 3
6/18
2009
gre
Greece
This Is Such Shite
boog
2009
Semi 4
13/17
2009
gre
Greece
This Is Too Tight
Egle
2009
Semi 3
17/18
2009
ice
Iceland
My Wife, The Lez
Jeremy
2009
Semi 1
7/17
2009
ire
Ireland
Oh Oliver
Noel
2009
Semi 1
12/17
2009
lit
Lithuania
Pointillism
Timoteus
2009
Final
21/30
2009
mal
Malta
Helium
Dimi
2009
Semi 4
10/17
2009
pol
Poland
I'm No Isis Gee
Arvid
2009
Semi 4
9/17
2009
por
Portugal
You And Me Are Over
Nick D
2009
Final
22/30
2009
slk
Slovakia
The End
Roger
2009
Final
12/30
2009
slk
Slovakia
Trip
wahoowa
2009
Semi 4
6/17
2009
slo
Slovenia
Sudoku
Amutrejk
2009
Semi 3
14/18
2009
tur
Spain/Estonia/UK
Diva Wars
Esker
2009
Semi 3
12/18
2009
swe
Sweden
Francois
Martin-DK
2009
Final
26/30
2009
swe
Sweden
Mew
Amutrejk
2009
Semi 2
17/18
2009
swe
Sweden
Midget
Arvid
2009
Final
20/30
2009
swe
Sweden
Voila
Jahner
2009
Semi 4
17/17
2009
swi
Switzerland
The Highest Cliff
Pete D
2009
Semi 1
14/17
2009
tur
Turkey
Mwah Ha Ha
Roger
2009
Final
23/30
2009
uk
UK
It's My Rhyme
Buzz
2009
Semi 4
15/17
2009
uk
UK
It's My Slime
Luke
2009
Semi 2
7/18
2009
uk
UK
My Song
MartinF
2009
Semi 1
8/17
2009
ukr
Ukraine
Beat Me With A Vine (Bom!)
Harry
2009
Semi 1
6/17

and the NF songs featured as Interval Acts:

Year
Flag
Country
Title
Based on
Writer
ALC Year
Purpose
2004
swe
Sweden NF
Trendy Tesco Branch!
PayTV - Trendy Discoteque
Yair
2005
Interval Act 1
2005
swe
Sweden NF
Rhyme It!
Nanne - Håll Om Mig
Frank
2005
Interval Act 2
2005
gre
Greece NF
The Lyin' Arsehole
Helena Paparizou- The Light in our Soul
Harrow
2006
Interval Act 1
2006
nor
Norway NF
It's ALC
Birgitte Einarsen - Saturday
Alexander-NL
2006
Interval Act 2

and here's an excel file with relative placings and totals for each writer