Alternative Lyrics Contest

All Alternative Lyrics sorted by ESC year

Year	Flag	Country	Title	Writer	ALC Year	Result
1956		Germany	The Waiting Room	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1956		Switzerland	Migraine	Frank	2007	Final	9/30
1957		Belgium	Unhappy Me	Amutrejk	2009	Semi 4	10/17
1957		UK	Fine Bouquet	Amutrejk	2010	Semi 2	18/24
1957		UK	Hotel Room Kleptomaniac	Martin F	2009	Final	25/30
1957		UK	Paul	Wren	2010	Semi 3	23/24
1958		Italy	Polar bear	carly & rich	2008	Final	26/30
1959		Denmark	Eating Squirrels In The Fog	Roger	2007	Final	2/30
1959		Netherlands	Ya Betcha	Frank	2009	Final	13/30
1960		France	Tim Pollibi	NickD	2010	Final	17/30
1960		Luxembourg	I Have Just One Lolly	Lior	2007	Semi 3	11/20
1960		UK	Bi, Bi, Bi	phutty	2010	Final	2/30
1960		UK	High, High, High	Jonas	2007	Final	23/30
1962		Finland	Milky Tea	Oliver	2010	Final	14/30
1962		Germany	The Love Potion	Jonas	2008	Final	17/30
1963		Denmark	Dance Club Blues	carly	2010	Final	10/30
1963		Monaco	Mélancolie	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1964		Germany	I Slipped And I Fell On The Dance Floor	Thomas	2009	Semi 3	8/18
1965		UK	Library Woes	Pete D	2010	Semi 3	15/24
1965		Yugoslavia	Schumi	Timoteus	2010	Semi 3	19/24
1966		Belgium	Please Leave Marcel	[PL]	2009	Final	30/30
1966		Finland	Fanboy	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1966		Finland	Gayboy	Oliver	2010	Semi 4	14/23
1966		Norway	Alternative Lyrics Contest	Roger	2008	Final	29/30
1966		Sweden	The Freak Cross-Breeder	Yair	2010	Final	23/30
1967		Luxembourg	Booze Song	Asterios	2007	Semi 3	6/20
1967		Luxembourg	I'm Really Old	Martin-DK	2010	Final	28/30
1967		UK	You're Such A Bad Friend	Pete D	2008	Final	6/30
1968		Spain	Waa Waa Waa	Martin-DK	2010	Semi 2	19/24
1968		Sweden	Claes-Göran Makes A Sartorial Blunder	Martin F	2008	Final	8/30
1969		Spain	A Little Bit of 'Me Time'	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1969		UK	Obnoxious Patrotism	Puddleduck	2010	Semi 2	20/24
1970		Ireland	AKOE (McDonalds Feed You)	Jeremy	2007	Final	10/30
1970		Ireland	Small guys are feath'ry things	Oliver	2008	Semi 1	17/20
1970		Switzerland	Shagging Sheep	Jonas	2010	Final	5/30
1970		UK	It's Just Not Fair	boog	2009	Final	28/30
1970		UK	Who Stole My Hair?	wahoowa	2010	Semi 2	8/24
1971		Monaco	Panties and a Bra	Thomas	2007	Semi 1	10/20
1971		UK	The Washing Machine	Jonas	2009	Final	2/30
1972		Austria	Fart In The Wind	[PL]	2007	Semi 1	17/20
1972		Germany	He's The Host	Jeremy	2006	Final	23/28
1972		Portugal	Liberation Day	Adolfo	2010	Semi 3	12/24
1973		Germany	Drunken Shag	jaymakk	2010	Final	12/30
1973		Spain	Hairy Stew	Roger	2009	Semi 2	9/18
1974		Italy	Sea	Frank	2008	Final	25/30
1974		Sweden	Rhyme For You	Frank	2007	Final	5/30
1974		Yugoslavia	Generacija 1642	Aviad	2006	Final	20/28
1975		Germany	My Body Hits You Like A Rock	Thomas	2005	Semi 2	11/22
1975		UK	Songs Like This	Oliver	2006	Semi 2	17/28
1976		France	Min Första Schlager	Nick D	2008	Final	28/30
1976		Germany	The Most Convincing Argument Ever	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1976		Israel	Böse Inga	Amutrejk	2010	Semi 1	17/24
1976		UK	Chicken Police	Yair	2009	Final	3/30
1977		Austria	eBay Wank	Jeremy	2010	Final	22/30
1977		Finland	Mwah-mwah-mwah Land	Thomas	2009	Semi 2	13/18
1977		France	La Vache et l'Enfant	Yair	2004	-	2/21
1977		Germany	Food	Josef	2006	Semi 3	20/27
1977		Germany	Strip-o-gram Strip-o-gram	Pete D	2005	Semi 2	14/22
1977		Germany	Televote	Frank	2008	Semi 4	11/21
1979		Netherlands	My Giant Mole	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1977		UK	Shock Horror	Javi	2007	Semi 3	15/20
1978		Denmark	Croon, Doom and Gloom	Nikke	2010	Semi 4	6/23
1978		Germany	Double-Oh Oprah	rich	2010	Semi 2	6/24
1978		Germany	Fetish	Thomas	2010	Semi 1	10/24
1978		Greece	History's Wackiest Villains	Nick D	2009	Semi 3	11/18
1978		Turkey	Simply Gin	Oliver	2008	Semi	16/21
1979		Germany	Messageboard	Frank	2005	Final	8/25
1979		Israel	Paranoia	Yair	2006	Final	7/28
1979		Netherlands	Richard_CT Speaks (with footnotes)	Richard_CT	2008	Losing (EC) Reprise
1979		Netherlands	The Shining	Richard_CT	2008	Final	30/30
1979		Portugal	Thank you for the ALC	Jonas	2008	Winning Reprise
1979		Spain	Bring Back The Birch	Thomas	2009	Final	19/30
1979		Switzerland	A.L.C. Co	Frank	2010	Final	27/30
1980		Germany	(sorry.)	Martin F	2009	Winning Reprise
1980		Ireland	What's Another Beer?	Richard_CT	2005	Semi 1	14/22
1980		Luxembourg	I'm a Rhubarb Pie	Jonas	2004	-	8/21
1980		Norway	My Blue Sofa	Amutrejk	2008	Semi 2	8/21
1980		Turkey	Peak Oil	Timoteus	2008	Semi 4	10/21
1981		Germany	Auto zu Verkaufen	Esker	2010	Semi 1	13/24
1981		Germany	Johnny Knew	Asterios	2007	Semi 4	9/20
1981		Luxembourg	Maybe I'm Not From Eastern Europe	Nick D	2008	Semi 2	13/21
1981		Netherlands	Where Is My Tampon?	Jonas	2010	Final	6/30
1981		Portugal	Faghag	Dimi	2010	Semi 4	10/23
1982		Austria	Fritzl	Arvid	2009	Final	17/30
1982		Germany (Eng v)	A Little Piece	Jeremy	2006	Semi 2	14/28
1982		Germany (Eng v)	A Song On Speed	Frank	2006	Final	17/28
1982		Germany (Eng v)	My Grand Prix	Thomas	2006	Final	5/28
1982		Netherlands	Yay, a nick	Oliver	2008	Semi 2	10/21
1982		Portugal	Buzz Off	Yair	2007	Final	3/30
1982		Sweden	Time After Time	Spencer	2004	-	12/21
1983		Belgium	Je T'Adore	Laura Malice	2006	Semi 2	7/28
1983		Finland	Fancy New Bra	Thomas	2008	Final	3/30
1983		Germany	Pass The Sick Bag	phutty	2010	Final	26/30
1983		Israel	High	Dan, Dan ALC Man	2006	Semi 3	8/27
1983		Luxembourg	La vache qui rit, c'est moi	Fulingen	2006	Final	8/28
1983		Sweden	Strangled	Elin	2006	Semi 3	21/27
1983		UK	Come And Join Our Cult	Pete D	2010	Final	11/30
1983		Yugoslavia	Ballad of a Montenegrin Prostitute	arcticandy	2010	Semi 1	9/24
1984		Finland	Lovely Cocks	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1984		Germany	I Want Beans	Rachel	2006	Semi 1	19/27
1984		Ireland	Genitals 3	Asterios	2009	Semi 3	13/18
1984		Netherlands	I Have a Bow	Darrell	2004	-	13/21
1984		Spain	Robin and her Marion	Fulingen	2008	Semi 3	14/21
1984		Sweden	Monkey Business	carly & rich	2010	Final	7/30
1985		Germany	Blowin' Him	Timoteus	2008	Semi 1	8/20
1985		Sweden	Dai Li Dou Nyan Cat	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1986		Belgium	Je dois faire pipi	Dimi	2009	Semi 3	7/18
1986		Belgium	Gimme Chablis	Frank	2008	Semi 1	11/20
1986		Iceland	Bank Of Despair	arcticandy	2009	Semi 2	18/18
1987		Germany	Harassment	Asterios	2008	Final	22/30
1987		Norway	Porcupine Kate	AdolfoPT	2010	Semi 4	17/23
1987		Sweden	24 ways to kill Carola	Jonas	2008	Final	1/30
1988		Austria	Leezza, Condoleezza	Yair	2007	Final	16/30
1988		Iceland	Psycho Killer Summercamp	Jonas	2009	Final	27/30
1988		Iceland	Sister Agnes	Jeremy	2008	Final	11/30
1988		Israel	Bears Are Fun	Jeremy	2008	Final	16/30
1988		Israel	Benadryl	Yair	2008	Final	2/30
1988		Switzerland	I Come From Canada	Richard_CT	2005	Semi 2	15/22
1988		Switzerland	Pas Sans Moi	Nick D	2005	Semi 2	13/22
1989		Portugal	Messageboard Conquistador	Yair	2010	Semi 1	7/24
1989		Turkey	Melodrama	phutty	2009	Final	8/30
1989		Yugoslavia	Give Me	scami	2010	Semi 1	20/24
1990		Austria	Keine Mauern Mehr	Laura Malice	2007	Semi 4	16/20
1990		Denmark	Harrow, Harrow	Nick D	2006	Final	16/28
1990		Ireland	Dear Eurovision Song Contest	Esker	2009	Semi 1	10/17
1990		Ireland	Mornington Crescent	Nick D	2007	Semi 2	15/20
1990		Netherlands	Keeping You Young	Yair	2009	Final	7/30
1990		Norway	North Korean Squad	Jeremy	2010	Semi 3	8/24
1990		Spain	Fiasco	Jeremy	2009	Final	5/30
1990		UK	Give Literal Love Back To The World	Nick D	2009	Semi 2	6/18
1991		Finland	Google Earth	Frank	2010	Final	4/30
1991		France	The Worst One Won	AdolfoPT	2005	Final	23/25
1991		UK	A Message From A Tart	Alan	2008	Semi 3	10/21
1992		Denmark	Bitchfight or Tic-Tac-Toe	Nick D	2010	Semi 3	9/24
1992		Finland	Yummy Yam	[PL]	2008	Semi 1	14/20
1992		Ireland	Why Me?	BKR	2009	Semi 2	16/18
1992		Norway	Chemistry	arcticandy	2010	Final	14/30
1992		Norway	Mrs Thatcher	Pete D	2007	Final	20/30
1993		Greece	Ellada, Land Of All The Greeks	MartinF	2010	Final	1/30
1993		UK	Better A Scar On My Groom	Jonas	2009	Semi 3	10/18
1993		UK	Better The Singer You Know	AdolfoPT	2005	Semi 1	22/22
1993		UK	Mother-in-law	Boris (SpliT)	2008	Semi 4	20/21
1994		Finland	Bye Bye Baby, Literally	Pete D	2009	Final	4/30
1994		Finland	Dealing With A Stalker	arcticandy	2009	Semi 1	13/17
1994		France	Soulless	Niall	2006	Semi 2	20/28
1994		Germany	Critical Lyrical Ladies	Esker	2010	Final	13/30
1994		Malta	Susan Boyle	Spencer	2009	Semi 3	14/18
1995		Croatia	Diaspora	phutty	2009	Semi 4	8/17
1995		Denmark	From Baku to Yerevan	Ivani	2010	Semi 4	19/23
1995		Greece	What Kind Of Ban	Yair	2005	Final	10/25
1995		Israel	Aah... Men!	phutty	2009	Final	15/30
1995		Norway	Roubles!	Julie	2008	Semi 4	13/21
1995		Norway	To My Father	Fulingen	2007	Final	17/30
1995		Norway	Ugly Girl	Amutrejk	2006	Semi 1	14/27
1995		Poland	Having A Shower	Oliver	2010	Semi 3	13/24
1995		Turkey	You	Elin	2004	-	20/21
1995		UK	Math City Groove	arcticandy	2009	Semi 4	12/17
1996		Belgium	Life begins at forty	BKR	2008	Semi 2	15/21
1996		Croatia	Poor Josh Dubovie	MartinF	2010	Semi 4	8/23
1996		Croatia	Sweaty Pan Gravy	[PL]	2007	Final	30/30
1996		France	The Tasty Moussaka	[PL]	2006	Final	2/28
1996		Ireland	The Bitch	RobAUS	2010	Semi 1	23/24
1996		Ireland	The Choice	Rachel	2006	Semi 2	11/28
1996		Slovakia	Hate Marcel	[PL]	2009	Losing (EC) Reprise
1997		Iceland (Eng v)	My Final Words	Timoteus	2007	Semi 1	14/20
1997		Ireland	MB Meet Ups	Alexander-NL	2009	Semi 2	8/18
1997		Netherlands	Don't Look Inside My Bag	Jonas	2010	Final	9/30
1997		Netherlands	Nemo's Hazel Duck	Aviad	2007	Semi 4	12/20
1997		Slovenia	juliej	Harrow	2005	Final	15/25
1997		Slovenia	No Footnotes	Richard_CT	2008	Final	14/30
1997		UK	ALC User Manual Song	Asterios	2009	Semi 2	11/18
1997		UK	Guv! Gin n' Sprite	Jeremy	2008	Semi 2	6/21
1998		Belgium	Kidney	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
1998		Croatia (live v)	The Stripping Nun	Frank	2009	Final	11/30
1998		Finland	Huomenta	Amutrejk	2007	Semi 3	13/20
1998		France	Back Alleys	Pete D	2010	Final	30/30
1998		Israel	Viva! (Ode to Spain)	scami	2010	Semi 2	16/24
1998		Malta	(Me) The One That They Love	BKR	2007	Semi 4	19/20
1998		Malta	She Wants To Be Thin	[PL]	2005	Semi 2	19/22
1999		Cyprus	Who Said I'd Win?	Roger	2006	Semi 1	20/22
1999		Israel	HOO-FUCKIN'-RAY	phutty	2010	Semi 3	16/24
1999		Netherlands	One Point	javi	2006	Semi 3	17/27
1999		Poland	At The Zoo	Oliver	2007	Semi 3	9/20
1999		Sweden	2007	Jeremy	2007	Final	24/30
1999		Sweden	What A Bunch Of Losers	BKR	2007	Semi 1	15/20
2000		Estonia	Estonian Cowgirl	Alexander-NL	2005	Final	25/25
2000		Finland	Handful of Points	Spencer	2005	Final	24/25
2000		Israel	Chow Mein	Rich	2006	Semi 3	15/27
2000		Israel	My Darling	Yair	2006	Semi 2	28/28
2000		Netherlands	Don't Laugh At Me!!!	Bobbo	2004	-	17/21
2000		Netherlands	Promotour	Alexander-NL	2006	Semi 2	8/28
2000		Russia	Pointless	Alexander-NL	2005	Losing (EC) Reprise
2000		Russia	Water Polo	Asterios	2006	Semi 3	11/27
2000		Sweden	When blow jobs are done the right way	Javi	2005	Semi 2	9/22
2000		UK	You Say I Pong Again	Rachel	2006	Semi 3	23/27
2001		Estonia	Let's Kill The Straights	Oliver	2009	Semi 1	17/17
2001		Germany	Serifovic	Martin F	2007	Semi 4	11/20
2001		Greece	Die To Win	Nigel	2004	-	6/21
2001		Malta	One more Latino song	Roger	2005	Semi 1	13/22
2001		Poland	2″ long	Timoteus	2006	Final	28/28
2001		Portugal	12 Points from France	Spencer	2004	-	16/21
2001		Slovenia	Kenny G	carly & rich	2008	Final	18/30
2001		Slovenia	Pregnancy	wahoowa	2007	Semi 1	5/20
2001		Sweden	Welcome To IKEA	Alexander-NL	2007	Final	22/30
2001		UK	No Gay Impossible	Javi	2006	Semi 1	13/27
2002		Croatia	Everything I Want	Yair	2004	-	7/21
2002		Croatia	Takin' clothes off one by one	Timoteus	2005	Semi 1	12/22
2002		Cyprus	Jimmy	Jahner	2010	Semi 2	17/24
2002		Finland	Addicted To Glue	Marianne	2006	Semi 2	18/28
2002		Finland	Yellow To You?	Martin-DK	2007	Final	19/30
2002		Germany	We Can't Live Without Neighbours	[PL]	2006	Semi 2	12/28
2002		Israel	Danny Kendall	Oliver	2009	Semi 3	16/18
2002		Latvia	I Wanna Win	Alexander-NL	2004	-	19/21
2002		Lithuania	Disco Shoes	carly & rich	2009	Final	18/30
2002		Lithuania	Hippo You	Martin-DK	2009	Final	16/30
2002		Malta	Murdersong	BKR	2007	Semi 2	16/20
2002		Russia	Robogirl	carly & rich	2009	Final	9/30
2002		Spain	I'm So Jealous of David Bisbal	Dan, Dan ALC Man	2004	-	9/21
2003		Belgium	She's A He	carly & rich	2009	Final	6/30
2003		Belgium	Slice Of Bread	Fulingen	2005	Final	3/25
2003		Croatia	[PL]'s Losing Reprise	[PL]	2007	Losing (EC) Reprise
2003		Cyprus	Look like undead	Timoteus	2005	Semi 2	10/22
2003		Germany	Six Dwarfs Assembly	Yair	2005	Final	2/25
2003		Iceland	Open Your Mouth	Stefan	2004	-	15/21
2003		Ireland	We've Got No Lubricant	Jonas	2006	Final	26/28
2003		Malta	To Scream in Vain	Jonas	2004	-	5/21
2003		Norway	I'm Not Afraid Of My Nose	Alexander-NL	2006	Semi 1	18/27
2003		Poland	Mini Golf	carly & rich	2010	Final	21/30
2003		Russia	Total Plagiat	Nick D	2006	Final	21/28
2003		Sweden	Barbie And Ken	Jonas	2006	Semi 1	10/27
2003		Turkey	I Had Sex In A Van	Asterios	2006	Semi 1	11/27
2004		Albania	Albania Douze!	Nigel	2004	-	4/21
2004		Albania	My Nightmare Is You	Elin	2004	-	10/21
2004		Albania	The Image of Blue	Jeremy	2004	-	11/21
2004		Andorra	Just a big homo	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2004		Austria	Gruppe für dich	Josef	2006	Semi 1	26/27
2004		Belarus	Yay For Free Language	Pete D	2006	Final	19/28
2004		Belgium	1 Lift	Alexander-NL	2008	Semi 3	11/21
2004		Belgium	1 Point	Frank	2004	-	3/21
2004		Belgium	Long-life	Oliver	2007	Semi 2	18/20
2004		Bosnia-Herzegovina	At the Tesco	Frank	2004	-	1/21
2004		Bosnia-Herzegovina	At The Tesco in Kiev	Frank	2005	Opening Ceremony
2004		Cyprus	Worst Every Minute	AdolfoPT	2004	-	14/21
2004		Denmark	Shame On You!	Elin	2004	-	21/21
2004		Finland	Takes Just Me To Limbo	Marianne	2005	Semi 2	22/22
2004		Greece	Bake It	Jahner	2008	Semi 4	21/21
2004		Greece	Fake It	Stefan	2004	-	18/21
2004		Malta	On Again... Off Again	Elin	2006	Semi 1	16/27
2004		Norway	Steve	Sild	2007	Semi 4	18/20
2004		Romania	I farted	Bebe	2008	Semi 3	18/21
2004		Serbia	My Song;)	Aviad	2005	Final	17/25
2004		Sweden (Swe. v)	Go Away	Roger	2008	Semi 3	19/21
2004		Sweden	Hertz	Jeremy	2006	Final	3/28
2005		Andorra	El Cavall Exterior	Aviad	2005	Final	11/25
2005		Andorra	The Werewolf Story	Jonas	2007	Opening Ceremony
2005		Austria	So Good	David in Hull	2005	Semi	21/22
2005		Austria	Withdraw	Roger	2005	Final	18/25
2005		Austria	Y Así (coma la chica)	Jonas	2005	Semi 1	10/22
2005		Austria	Y'see	boog	2007	Semi 1	13/20
2005		Belarus	Rent Me Tonight	Aviad	2005	Final	12/25
2005		Belarus	This Song Is Shite	Nigel	2005	Final	16/25
2005		Denmark	Throwing the Fish	[PL]	2005	Semi 1	11/22
2005		Estonia	Let's Get Fat	Pascalis	2006	Semi 3	25/27
2005		Finland	How?	Timoteus	2005	Final	13/25
2005		Finland	Pie	carly & rich	2005	Final	6/25
2005		Greece	Elena Anthem	Geert	2006	Semi 1	24/27
2005		Greece	Greece Is The One	Thomas	2005	Semi 2	18/22
2005		Greece	Lives in Taiwan	Yair	2005	Winning Reprise
2005		Greece	Number 2	BazUK	2005	Semi 2	21/22
2005		Greece	The Real Number One	Elin	2005	Final	22/25
2005		Greece	Your Number One	Fulingen	2005	Semi 1	15/22
2005		Hungary	Ruslana	Jonas	2005	Final	7/25
2005		Iceland	If I Had Fashion Sense	Alex	2005	Semi 1	19/22
2005		Iceland	If I Had Your Legs	Thomas	2005	Semi 1	17/22
2005		Iceland	If You'd Placed That Bet	Javi	2007	Semi 4	13/20
2005		Ireland	Crap	Arik	2005	Semi 2	12/22
2005		Ireland	Fart	Marianne	2005	Semi 3	20/20
2005		Ireland	Smoke?	Jonas	2005	Final	5/25
2005		Lithuania	Letter By Letter	Wren	2010	Semi 1	16/24
2005		Macedonia	Just Get Laid	Oliver	2009	Semi 2	14/18
2005		Malta	Bagel	carly & rich	2005	Final	20/25
2005		Malta	Chocolate	Nigel	2005	Final	19/25
2005		Malta	Dinner	David in Hull	2005	Semi 2	17/22
2005		Malta	Fat Bird	ChrisMCR	2005	Semi 2	16/22
2005		Malta	Siegel	Marianne	2006	Semi 3	19/27
2005		Malta	Whale Girl	Jeremy	2005	Semi 1	9/22
2005		Netherlands	My Unbearable Scream	Frank	2005	Final	9/25
2005		Norway	In My Dreams	Jeremy	2005	Final	21/25
2005		Norway	In My Dungeon	Alex	2005	Semi 2	20/22
2005		Norway	Love in the library	carly & rich	2008	Semi 4	8/21
2005		Norway	Your CD	Frank	2005	Final	14/25
2005		Romania	Let Me Bite	Bebe	2008	Semi 2	21/21
2005		Romania	Let Me Dry	Oliver	2006	Semi 3	10/27
2005		Slovenia	Ugly Smells	Asterios	2007	Semi 2	7/20
2005		Spain	Waxy Ear	Roger	2010	Final	3/30
2005		Sweden	At the bay side	BKR	2008	Semi 3	21/21
2005		Sweden	Chernobyl	Yair	2005	Final	1/25
2005		Sweden	In The Semi	Joanna	2005	Semi 1	15/22
2005		Sweden	New Jersey	Yair	2006	Opening Ceremony
2005		Sweden	Tony Wegas	Luke F	2005	Semi 1	18/22
2005		Switzerland	McCauls	Timoteus	2006	Final	11/28
2005		Turkey	Really Really Gay	ChrisMCR	2006	Final	12/28
2005		UK	Off The Cliff-Top	Pete D	2007	Final	11/30
2005		UK	Such Attire	Rich	2005	Final	4/25
2006		Albania	Di Di Da (Ode to Ledina Celo)	Roger	2006	Semi 2	15/28
2006		Andorra	Rafael	Aviad	2006	Final	24/28
2006		Andorra	Save The Pigs	Jonas	2006	Final	1/28
2006		Andorra	Sense A Two	Elin	2006	Semi 2	23/28
2006		Armenia	My Monobrow	Angelos	2006	Semi 2	19/28
2006		Belarus	Bla Bla	Alexander-NL	2006	Semi 3	12/27
2006		Belarus	Llama	carly	2006	Final	4/28
2006		Belgium	I'm A Whore	Asterios	2006	Semi 2	25/28
2006		Belgium	Need A Job	Alexander-NL	2007	Semi 4	14/20
2006		Belgium	Pasema	Nick D	2006	Semi 1	15/27
2006		Bulgaria	Please I Need Help	madeinmalta	2006	Semi 2	27/28
2006		Croatia	I'm No Stickler	Josef	2006	Final	13/28
2006		Croatia	Moja Stalker	Martin-DK	2007	Final	18/30
2006		Croatia	Mucky Puppy	ChrisMCR	2006	Final	9/28
2006		Cyprus	Why Do The Cypriots Cry?	Luke Fisher	2006	Semi 3	22/27
2006		Denmark	Brokeback Twist	Pete D	2006	Semi 2	10/28
2006		Finland	Hard Cock From Viagra	ChrisMCR	2006	Semi 1	8/27
2006		Finland	Je T'a Dollelujah	kURt B	2006	Semi 2	23/28
2006		Germany	A Little Botox	Marianne	2006	Semi 1	20/27
2006		Germany	No, no, never	BKR	2008	Semi 1	15/20
2006		Greece	Everything (The Culinary Remix)	Richard_CT	2006	Final	18/28
2006		Greece	Grannie On Speed	Geert	2006	Semi 2	22/28
2006		Greece	Strip Poker	Asterios	2010	Semi 1	14/24
2006		Iceland	ALC Nation	Frank	2006	Final	6/28
2006		Ireland	Every Song Is A Tale Of Woe	David in Hull	2006	Semi 1	14/27
2006		Ireland	Every Song Is An Irish Dirge	ade	2006	Semi 3	6/27
2006		Latvia	We Give You Farts	Fulingen	2006	Semi 3	24/27
2006		Lithuania	I Am The Winner	Jonas	2006	Winning Reprise
2006		Macedonia	The Cowgirl Prize	Timoteus	2006	Losing (EC) Reprise
2006		Malta	I Sue	Thomas	2006	Semi 2	9/28
2006		Malta	Kathmandu	Anders	2006	Semi 3	16/27
2006		Monaco	La Sophie Carle	Roger	2006	Final	14/28
2006		Monaco	Tesco Dance	Frank & Yair	2006	Interval Act 3
2006		Norway	Forgotten	carly	2006	Final	27/28
2006		Norway	Pissadansen	Timoteus	2006	Semi 1	7/27
2006		Romania	Eyeshadow	Dan, Dan, ALC Man	2006	Semi 2	26/28
2006		Romania	Mr. A	Harri	2006	Semi 1	27/27
2006		Romania	Toblerone	Aviad	2006	Semi 3	14/27
2006		Romania	Torero	Thomas	2006	Semi 1	12/27
2006		Russia	Mmm... Brain! (The Zombie Song)	Rich	2006	Semi 1	9/27
2006		Slovenia	Mr Dwarfbody	Nigel	2006	Final	25/28
2006		Slovenia	Mr. ESC	Richard_CT	2006	Semi 2	13/28
2006		Slovenia	Not A Mr Nobody	Alex	2006	Semi 3	27/27
2006		Slovenia	The Ballad of Fred West	Spencer	2007	Semi 3	17/20
2006		Spain	Umladi Meni Porvavol	Oliver	2006	Semi 1	21/27
2006		Sweden	Infallible	Frank	2006	Semi 2	16/28
2006		Sweden	Inflatable	Luke	2006	Final	10/28
2006		Sweden	My Wind Machine	Boris (SpliT)	2006	Semi 3	18/27
2006		Sweden	The Factory	Harri	2006	Semi 2	21/28
2006		Switzerland	If We All Pay For Ticket	Kenny	2006	Semi 1	22/27
2006		Switzerland	If You All Gave A Little	Nelly	2006	Semi 3	26/27
2006		Turkey	Super Troll	Roger	2006	Semi 3	9/27
2006		Turkey	Superstar?	BKR	2006	Semi 1	23/27
2006		UK	Gay-teen Life	David in Hull	2006	Final	15/28
2006		UK	Good Result (Big 4 Languages Megamix)	Luke Fisher	2006	Semi 1	25/27
2006		Ukraine	I'm Into Porn	Geert	2006	Semi 3	13/27
2006		Ukraine	Look At My Bum	Rich	2006	Final	22/28
2007		Albania	Here: My Pee	FelixK	2007	Semi 2	6/20
2007		Albania	Pay My Fee (The Wogan Song)	Spencer	2007	Semi 1	12/20
2007		Albania	Vibrato(r)	Timoteus	2009	Semi 1	16/17
2007		Armenia	Don't You Like My Rhyme	Bobbo	2007	Semi 3	19/20
2007		Belarus	Change Your Artist	Aviad	2007	Semi 1	7/20
2007		Belarus	Shaken Not Stirred	Nannarja	2007	Semi 4	15/20
2007		Belarus	Work Your Magic Eye	ChrisMCR	2007	Semi 2	13/20
2007		Bosnia-Herzegovina	Nameless Song	Kenny	2007	Semi 3	17/20
2007		Bulgaria	Televoda	Nick D	2007	Final	7/30
2007		Cyprus	Compose and Sigh (Life of a Journalist)	Kenny	2007	Semi 2	20/20
2007		Cyprus	Je ne parle pas francais	ChrisMCR	2007	Semi 4	6/20
2007		Cyprus	Milk The Cow	Roger	2007	Semi 3	7/20
2007		Cyprus	Pas de succes	Nannarja	2007	Semi 2	9/20
2007		Cyprus	Without Your Love	Niall	2007	Semi 1	19/20
2007		Denmark	Beauty Queen	David in Hull	2007	Semi 4	17/20
2007		Denmark	Pharmacy	arcticandy	2010	Semi 3	10/24
2007		Estonia	A Cockroach Is Never Alone	Jonas	2007	Final	6/30
2007		Estonia	Strangers on Flight	BKR	2009	Semi 4	16/17
2007		Finland	ET Phone Home	Marianne	2007	Semi 2	17/20
2007		Finland	Give Me Some Meat	Egle	2009	Semi 1	11/17
2007		Finland	Send In The Clown	Nannarja	2007	Semi 1	8/20
2007		Finland	Time To Leave Home	carly & rich	2007	Final	12/30
2007		France	With your voix de false sång	Elin	2007	Semi 3	8/20
2007		Germany	Queen Of My Own World	Thomas	2007	Final	13/30
2007		Greece	Memo From Australia	Richard_CT	2007	Final	15/30
2007		Greece	Undead Marija	Richard_CT	2007	Semi 4	10/20
2007		Hungary	Presidential Blues	Esker	2008	Semi 1	12/20
2007		Iceland	Metaphor Mixed	Nick D	2010	Final	19/30
2007		Ireland	In Praise of EU Expansion	Pete D	2007	Final	28/30
2007		Ireland	Ode To Alexander	Jeremy	2007	Semi 4	7/20
2007		Ireland	They Can't Stop Incest	David in Hull	2007	Semi 2	9/20
2007		Ireland	They Can't Stop My Scream	Buzz	2007	Final	21/30
2007		Israel	Save The Planet	TenT	2007	Semi 3	14/20
2007		Latvia	I Love Spanking Men	Fulingen	2008	Semi 2	7/21
2007		Latvia	Pizza Grande	Boog	2007	Semi 2	8/20
2007		Lithuania	Substantial Act	Timoteus	2007	Semi 3	12/20
2007		Malta	Bunions	Luke	2007	Final	26/30
2007		Moldova	Scabies	Yair	2007	Semi 4	8/20
2007		Netherlands	Eurovision No More	Bobbo	2007	Semi 2	11/20
2007		Norway	We're kicking out the Swedes now!	Arvid.no	2008	Semi 1	5/20
2007		Poland	Get Your Dick Out	Alexander-NL	2007	Semi 3	16/20
2007		Portugal (Port. v)	Mikko	Oliver	2007	Semi 1	11/20
2007		Romania	Arrrr.... Pirates!	carly & rich	2007	Semi 1	9/20
2007		Romania	Crikey, Crikey, I Love You	Jonas	2007	Final	8/30
2007		Romania	Game of Endurance	Timoteus	2007	Semi 2	14/20
2007		Russia	President #45	Roger	2008	Final	20/30
2007		Serbia	Harrow's Party	ChrisMCR	2007	Final	29/30
2007		Serbia	Lagrits - Ah!	phutty	2008	Semi 4	13/21
2007		Serbia	Music Rules	Bobbo	2007	Semi 4	19/20
2007		Serbia	Oli-via (Lewis)	ME	2007	Semi 1	20/20
2007		Slovenia	Bifido	Thomas	2007	Final	25/30
2007		Slovenia	Invincible	Kenny	2007	Semi 1	16/20
2007		Slovenia	My granny's dead	carly & rich	2007	Winning Reprise
2007		Sweden	The Curry And Wine	Roger	2007	Final	14/30
2007		Sweden	The Gardening Kind	Frank	2007	Final	4/30
2007		Sweden	The Marrying Kind	Dan, Dan, ALC Man	2008	Semi 3	8/21
2007		Sweden	The Pilfering Kind	wahoowa	2007	Semi 2	12/20
2007		Switzerland	Grandmother Is Alive	carly & rich	2007	Final	1/30
2007		Switzerland	Vampires On A Plane	Nick D	2007	Final	27/30
2007		UK	Throwing The Fish (Part Two)	Nick D	2008	Final	10/30
2007		Ukraine	Come Back (I Mean It)	LoboinMadrid	2007	Semi 3	10/20
2007		Ukraine	Dansa - Samba Sumbray	Aviad & Angelos	2007	Semi 2	19/20
2007		Ukraine	Schlager	Marianne	2007	Semi 1	18/20
2008		Andorra	CASH4OVA	phutty	2008	Final	23/30
2008		Andorra	Just Get to Dover	Julie Andrews	2008	Semi 3	9/21
2008		Andorra	Kournikova	David in Hull	2008	Semi 1	18/20
2008		Armenia	Shout It!	Alexander-NL	2008	Semi 4	19/21
2008		Armenia	Željko Joksimović	Julie	2008	Semi 2	10/21
2008		Azerbaijan	Gay After Gay (A Tribute to Elnur & Samir)	Jahner	2008	Semi 2	16/21
2008		Azerbaijan	State After State	Pete D	2008	Final	20/30
2008		Bosnia-Herzegovina	Pick a sachet	[PL]	2008	Final	13/30
2008		Bulgaria	ALC DJ	MartinF	2010	Winning Reprise
2008		Bulgaria	I Will Delay	Daiva	2008	Semi 3	17/21
2008		Bulgaria	Neccessary Operations	Marianne	2008	Semi 1	16/20
2008		Croatia	Woodstock 1863	Pete D	2008	Final	4/30
2008		Cyprus	Beware The Phantom Pants Brigade	Martin F	2009	Final	1/30
2008		Denmark	All Night Long	Dan, Dan, ALC Man	2008	Semi 2	17/21
2008		Estonia	Gå och dö!	Julie Andrews	2008	Semi 1	19/20
2008		France	Open Letter to Tom Cruise	Timoteus	2009	Final	29/30
2008		Germany	Disappear	AdolfoPT	2008	Semi 2	19/21
2008		Greece	A Kentucky Fried Song	Spencer	2008	Semi 2	20/21
2008		Greece	In-Car Navigation	Esker	2008	Semi 4	9/21
2008		Greece	My Troubled Punctuation	Alexander-NL	2008	Final	24/30
2008		Greece	Pelvic Inflammation	wahoowa	2008	Final	19/30
2008		Hungary	Chip Shop Light	Dan, Dan, ALC Man	2008	Semi 4	18/21
2008		Iceland	Don't Tell My Wife	Spencer	2008	Semi 1	9/20
2008		Iceland	Where Is My Wife?	Martin-DK	2008	Semi 3	7/21
2008		Iceland (Ice v)	Fuck On A Leaf	Harrow	2009	Interval Act
2008		Ireland	Spam Filters, Au Revoir!	Timoteus	2008	Final	12/30
2008		Israel	Goat's Ballet Dance	Thomas	2008	Final	7/30
2008		Malta	Workout	Yair	2008	Semi 4	6/21
2008		Moldova (x2)	Oceans of Caffeine	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2008		Netherlands	Abdul's Story (Being gay in the KSA)	Bobbo	2008	Semi 1	20/20
2008		Netherlands	Your Face Belongs To Me	Jonas	2008	Semi 4	7/21
2008		Norway	Roll On, Don't Pong	Julie	2008	Semi 3	6/21
2008		Norway	Stay Green	Sild	2008	Semi 2	9/21
2008		Poland	Bright White	phutty	2008	Semi 3	13/21
2008		Poland	Fortnight	David in Hull	2008	Semi 2	18/21
2008		Poland	Full Smile	Alan	2008	Semi 1	7/20
2008		Poland	Oh, gee!	Arvid.no	2008	Semi 4	15/21
2008		Romania	I think of Sonja Lumme	Yair	2008	Final	5/30
2008		Russia	I'm Bleeding	Martin-DK	2008	Semi 1	10/20
2008		Russia	Narcissism	Dimi	2009	Semi 2	15/18
2008		Serbia	Call Your Name	Niall	2008	Semi 3	12/21
2008		Slovenia	Achtung, Schlampe	Thomas	2008	Final	27/30
2008		Slovenia	Props and Gadgets	Arvid.no	2008	Final	9/30
2008		Slovenia	Svante Speaks (To the EBU Reference Group)	Richard_CT	2008	Final	14/30
2008		Spain	¡Korea!	Boris	2010	Semi 2	13/24
2008		Sweden	Euro	Kenny	2008	Semi 2	14/21
2008		Sweden	Has Been	AdolfoPT	2008	Semi 3	20/21
2008		Sweden	Worst Date Ever!	wahoowa	2008	Semi 4	10/21
2008		Sweden	Zero (The Terry Wogan Song)	Jamie	2008	Semi 1	13/20
2008		Switzerland	Terry	Jamie	2008	Semi 3	16/21
2008		Ukraine	I've Got Suckers (Sex-Crazed Octopus)	Nikke	2010	Semi 3	11/24
2008		Ukraine	Never Ever Trust Your Best Friend To...	Esker	2009	Semi 4	7/17
2008		Ukraine	Ring-er Stinger	Spencer	2008	Semi 3	15/21
2008		Ukraine	Summer Santa	Martin-DK	2008	Semi 4	17/21
2008		Ukraine	Sweaty Betty	wahoowa	2008	Semi 2	12/21
2009		Albania	Dollop Me With Cream	wahoowa	2009	Semi 1	9/17
2009		Albania	Do Me Like I Was Amphibian	Martin-DK	2009	Final	24/30
2009		Albania	Midgets Are Go!	Catherine of Aragon	2009	Semi 3	9/18
2009		Albania	Midgets, Midgets, Midgets	Alexander-NL	2009	Semi 4	14/17
2009		Azerbaijan	Have A Lot Of Kids	Giannis	2009	Semi 3	18/18
2009		Azerbaijan	My Shining Star	wahoowa	2009	Semi 2	10/18
2009		Cyprus	Poofly	Orestis	2009	Semi 2	11/18
2009		Czech Republic	I Will Sure Survive	BKR	2009	Semi 1	15/17
2009		Estonia	Faghag	Jeremy	2009	Final	10/30
2009		France	It's Such A Tragic Day	Yair	2009	Final	14/30
2009		France	Just Pull Up A Chair	Frank	2009	Semi 3	6/18
2009		Greece	This Is Such Shite	boog	2009	Semi 4	13/17
2009		Greece	This Is Too Tight	Egle	2009	Semi 3	17/18
2009		Iceland	My Wife, The Lez	Jeremy	2009	Semi 1	7/17
2009		Ireland	Dave Adjusts Himself (Weekends Only)	Esker	2010	Semi 4	11/23
2009		Ireland	Oh Oliver	Noel	2009	Semi 1	12/17
2009		Lithuania	Pointillism	Timoteus	2009	Final	21/30
2009		Malta	Helium	Dimi	2009	Semi 4	10/17
2009		Montenegro	Just Get Out Of My Site	Timoteus	2010	Final	25/30
2009		Montenegro	Just Get Out Of My Wife	magareto	2010	Semi 1	18/24
2009		Poland	I'm No Isis Gee	Arvid	2009	Semi 4	9/17
2009		Portugal	You And Me Are Over	Nick D	2009	Final	22/30
2009		Slovakia	The End	Roger	2009	Final	12/30
2009		Slovakia	Trip	wahoowa	2009	Semi 4	6/17
2009		Slovenia	Sudoku	Amutrejk	2009	Semi 3	14/18
2009		Spain/Estonia/UK	Diva Wars	Esker	2009	Semi 3	12/18
2009		Sweden	Francois	Martin-DK	2009	Final	26/30
2009		Sweden	Mew	Amutrejk	2009	Semi 2	17/18
2009		Sweden	Midget	Arvid	2009	Final	20/30
2009		Sweden	Voila	Jahner	2009	Semi 4	17/17
2009		Switzerland	The Highest Cliff	Pete D	2009	Semi 1	14/17
2009		Turkey	Mwah Ha Ha	Roger	2009	Final	23/30
2009		UK	It's My Rhyme	Buzz	2009	Semi 4	15/17
2009		UK	It's My Slime	Luke	2009	Semi 2	7/18
2009		UK	My Song	MartinF	2009	Semi 1	8/17
2009		UK	Pure Love	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2009		Ukraine	Beat Me With A Vine (Bom!)	Harry	2009	Semi 1	6/17
2010		Albania	My Bomb Has No Fuse	Tom (Malta)	2010	Semi 2	11/24
2010		Armenia	Azerbaijan 2012	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2010		Armenia	EBU Squid	FelixK	2010	Semi 2	9/24
2010		Armenia	I Lost My Phone	wahoowa	2010	Final	23/30
2010		Armenia	Overgrown Bones	Jordy	2010	Semi 4	15/23
2010		Azerbaijan	Chip Chop	Timoteus	2010	Semi 1	8/24
2010		Azerbaijan	Don't Hit My Eye	Kenny	2010	Semi 3	21/24
2010		Azerbaijan	Snip Snap	Puddleduck	2010	Semi 4	19/23
2010		Belarus	Butterface	Arvid	2010	Semi 4	7/23
2010		Belgium	I Love My Dong	Giannis	2010	Semi 2	23/24
2010		Denmark	I Really Need A Piss	Jahner	2010	Semi 4	23/23
2010		Denmark	In A Cliche So Shit	RobAUS	2010	Semi 3	24/24
2010		Denmark	Too Hard To Resist	Haris	2010	Semi 2	24/24
2010		Denmark	With A Shit Song Like This	LukeF	2010	Semi 1	21/24
2010		Estonia	Snoring	Spencer	2010	Semi 4	13/23
2010		France	SudAf-Rika-Norway	TenT	2010	Semi 4	18/23
2010		Finland	What's For Tea?	Roger	2010	Final	7/30
2010		Georgia	Paul	Alexander-NL	2010	Semi 1	6/24
2010		Germany	D-I-L-D-O-S	Giannis	2010	Semi 1	24/24
2010		Germany	Satellite (anno 2040)	Frank	2010	Semi 2	12/24
2010		Greece	Jack Off	Thomas	2010	Semi 3	7/24
2010		Greece	Oprah!	Jeremy	2010	Final	29/30
2010		Greece	Orca	Costas	2010	Semi 2	15/24
2010		Iceland	Ik Ben Verliefd	Ivani	2010	Semi 2	22/24
2010		Ireland	Irish Stew	Martin-DK	2010	Final	14/30
2010		Ireland	Niam's Lament (Purple Poo to RTE!)	CofA	2010	Semi 4	16/23
2010		Israel	Na Na Na Off Key	Alexander-NL	2010	Semi 3	17/24
2010		Israel	The Smallest Dick On Earth	Thomas	2010	Semi 4	9/23
2010		Lithuania	Eyjafjallajökull	Jahner	2010	Semi 1	11/24
2010		Netherlands	Happy To Sing (Left or Right)	Bobbo-NL	2010	Semi 3	18/24
2010		Netherlands	Shalalie Shaladrunk	Tom (Malta)	2010	Semi 1	18/24
2010		Norway	My Fart Is Worse	Wren	2010	Semi 2	14/24
2010		Norway	My Parts Are Yours	RobAUS	2010	Semi 4	21/23
2010		Romania	Just Get Off My Facebook	Alexander-NL	2010	Semi 4	12/23
2010		Romania	Rhyming Desire	Arvid	2010	Final	20/30
2010		Serbia	Don't Call Me Gaga	Dimi	2010	Semi 1	15/24
2010		Serbia	Milan's Styling Session	[PL]	2010	Semi 2	9/24
2010		Serbia	Ovo je Costas	Noah	2010	Semi 3	20/24
2010		Slovakia	In Love With A Tree	Roger	2010	Semi 2	7/24
2010		Slovakia	Rafsanjani	Yair	2010	Semi 3	6/24
2010		Slovakia	Whore's Irony	Arvid	2010	Semi 1	12/24
2010		Spain	Pablo el pupito	scami	2010	Semi 3	21/24
2010		Sweden	I Just Want A Fuck	Puddleduck	2010	Semi 1	21/24
2010		Sweden	This Is My Whine	Jordy	2010	Semi 2	21/24
2011		Austria	Look Before You Leak	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2011		Austria	The Secret's Without You	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		Azerbaijan	Giving Out Gobs Tonight	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2011		Belarus	Let's Bomb Belarus	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2011		Bosnia-Herzegovina	They're Gay	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		Estonia	The Demon Barber of Rockefeller Street	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2011		Germany	Silly Sad Old Dragqueen	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2011		Greece	Wash My Pants	MartinF	2011	Opening Ceremony
2011		Israel	No Schlong	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		Latvia	Bitch Done Stole My Fries	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		Norway	Drug Addict	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		Serbia	CargoVan	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		Serbia	Tittle Tattle	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19
2011		Slovakia	We're Twiins	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		Slovenia	VI-A-G-RA	?	2011	Semi 2	?/19
2011		UK	Speech Impediment	?	2011	Semi 1	?/19