Silliest Lyrics
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Belgium
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Though Belgium have 4 national languages to choose from, they invented a completely new language in which to sing this song! No-one has a clue what they were singing about, not even the singers themselves! |
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Denmark
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This song was all about a man who fell in love with the Direct Enquiries phone girls. Read the complete lyrics here at Digiloo.net. |
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Germany
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Singing a song about an old Mongolian warrior is strange enough, but the lyrics were even stranger. Including lines such as "Let's fetch Vodka, because we are Mongolians," and "He fathered 7 children in one night." |
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Belarus
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I don't think that the lyricist for these songs is particularly fantastic at English, as they came up with such pearlers as: "You're my pier, centre in my life, I rotate to you."
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Germany
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This song played with the German language, changing words slightly, and singing them repeatedly. Here is an example verse - "Hadder denn da wat, un wenn ja, wat hadder da,
Hadder da watt glatt, oder hadder da wat haar da,
Hadder da wat, wat sonst keiner hat,
Oder hadder dat auf dat, dat wadder da hat,
Dat wadder da da hat, dat hadder nu ma da, Dabei war ja gar nicht klar, dat dat dat da war,
Wat dat war, dat war unklar,
Um darum sammer domma bidde, wadde hadde dudde da?"! |
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Sweden
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This song (which won in 1984!) was sung by 3 Swedes wearing golden shoes, singing things like "Diggio-loo, diggi-ley, everybody's looking at me when I'm walking in my golden shoes" and "I almost begin to fly in my golden shoes"! |
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Bosnia-Herzegovina
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This song begins with the line "I'm lying, I'm late, I'm losing my weight", nd another pearl is "You call me, you wait, take your shoes and go straight." |
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Bosnia-Herzegovina
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For an inexplicable reason, the Bosnians decided to sing the chorus of their song in French in 1999, and the French must have thought they were so strange! The chorus translates as:
"We are, you are, they are, they are, we are, you are, the travellers. We have, you have, they have, they have, we have, you have, the house, the house."
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France
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This nice ballad hides some seriously weird lyrics behind the nice tune. "Peace is only a child who doesn't walk straight" and "Mr Ghandi has died" and "I'm only a little soldier, without arms" (although this means arms as in weapons, it still sounds funny at first!) |
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Germany
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Lou wins a place in our top 10 purely for the line "let's get happy and let's be gay"! Only in Eurovision! |
The full lyrics to all these songs can be found at Diggiloo.net.
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