Silly NF Songs

Position
Song
Year
Country
Why it is so silly
1st

Yodel In The Canyon of Love

1997

UK

Only the UK would almost pick a song with yodelling in to represent them at Eurovision. This fantastically cheesey Eurovision-by-numbers song begins with a yodel, and this continues throughout the song. The funniest thing is that it finished as runner up behind Love Shine A Light, which won Eurovision!
2nd

Trendy Discoteque

2004

Sweden

The fantastic Pay TV were sadly overlooked by the Swedes. The song is almost like "Sex and the City" - the Musical, it is a song about Gucci and other fashionable things, the girls tell us what they like, including "very, very, very, very trendy shoes - like Prada."
3rd

Cat Story

2001

Estonia

"Cat, cat, my master cat, why are you so lazy and fat?" - says it all, really :)
4th

Angel's Song

2004

Latvia

This song, obviously sung by an angel-lover, with a very loose knowledge of the English langauge, was another great song from the National Finals of 2004: "Don't shoot my angels, don't shoot!". You are warned!

5th
Opera On Fire
1999

Estonia

The story of a firefighter on duty at the opera, when a fire breaks out, and he has to put it out. While the opera can be heard during the chorus.
6th

Chocolate

2005

Belarus

The singer compares her lover to chocolate. Includes genius lyrics like "he's my sugar fantasy" and "sweeter than candy when he's loving me" - and the best line "I want a candy boy to melt at my feet!"
7th

Oh My God

2005

Lithuania

Vilija performed on stage at the Lithuanian NF wearing a dress clearly inspired by Linda Wagenmakers 2000 effort. Her dess covered the entire stage, and she only danced with her arms. She also had a backing singer lying underneath her dress, head only peering out. The lyrics are as unusal as the performance, check them out here!
8th

Eres Un Enfermo

2005

Spain

The song with one of the most original themes ever! Read the English translation of the lyriccs to "You're a sick man" here!
9th

Eat Yer Heart Out, Leonardo

2005

Netherlands

A song from a woman who has found a real man to love, and no longer needs her famous idols - "Eat yer heart out Leonardo (DiCaprio), I'm through with you and Brad! (Pitt)).
10th
Juste Kriauzaite - You
2005

Lithuania

It was submitted to the Lithuanian National Final, and was given a place in one of the Lithuanian semis, until someone (a fan?) recognised it. It was in fact "Ben" by Michael Jackson in his earlier years! The 'entrants' recieved a special prize form LTV (Lithuanian TV) for their cheeky effort!

I know this chart is a bit 2005-heavy at the moment, I haven't had a chance to check all year's national final songs yet.