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Guildo Hat Euch Lieb
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Germany
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Guildo loves you" saw an old, balding German shimmy and slide around the stage in a velvet, frilly outfit, pausing in the middle to play with some bells. Guildo has gone down in Eurovision for his antics in Birmingham that night. When he got 12 points from the Netherlands, he crawled around the Green Room like a dog too! I don't know who's crazier, Guildo or the Dutch who televoted for him! |
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E' De Det Har De Kallar Karlek
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Sweden
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A middle aged man and woman sing a normal enough song, their backing singers however are dressed as a wrestler, a maid and a . Backflips and crazy dancing ensue, then halfway through appears an old man, topless, playing a guitar. The maid "faints" and other such frivolity. Oh, those Swedes! :op |
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Weil der Mensch Zahlt
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Austria
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Good old Alf from Austria sings us a song about animals, with countless key changes, and much dry humping in between each verse and chorus. His backing singers comprise of a few cardboard cut-outs of animals with instruments, and a couple of weird looking, weird-dancing women. |
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Le Papa Pingouin
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Luxembourg
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A singer dressed as a penguin sang this Eurovision classic, together with 2 women in lovely fluorescent clothing!
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Israel
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Two Israeli men pulled funny faces while singing "The Lazy Bums", dancing around the stage in a way that is impossible to describe, you have to see it! |
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Wadde Hadde Dudde Da
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Germany
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Stefan Raab entered in 2000, following the trend of crazy German performances. He danced around like a man possessed, and when it went dark halfway through the performance, Raab and his colleagues showed off their twinkling lights that were on their white and gold suits, and musical instruments! |
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In The Disco
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Bosnia-Herzegovina
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Nicknamed by some as "Deen the Queen", Mr. Fuad Backovic showed us how straight he is in his unbuttoned pink sleeveless shirt and fingerless blue gloves. To make sure we were sure, he danced sexily with his backing dances, but with his dry humping and funny facial expressions he sure won the comedy vote. |
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A Chaque Pas
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France
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While poor little Jonatan Cerrada tryed to sing his nice ballad, the choreographer had clearly done his best to keep the viewer's attention away from Jonatan's terrible tattoo. There was a giant globe floating above the stage, and a crazy woman danced like a frog (no, that's not a dig at the French!). And even worse, she was on stilts! Unless she had really long legs! |
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Tii
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Estonia
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The girls from Estonia looked like they were Aboriginees, emitted strange noises, and danced as if they were in some kind of weird cult. And then a big fat man called Peter played the drums with his fists, before sliding across the stage at the end of the song. |
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Denmark
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Tomas Thordarson's performance seemed perfectly normal, except that he was dressed all in red, and eugh - that perm! But, when his song was nearly over, he sprouted wheels from his shoes, and went roller-skating around the stage. |
